- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

No, we got to speak now, or you know, never.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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