a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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stuarts mum

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What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

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3.14159365358979323846264

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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Nippies

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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Why did I get raped

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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