Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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A gay man walks into a biker bar and orders a drink. The bartender says "Hey, you want ice with that?"

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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How are you? Yes

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split your ass cheek

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

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guess what no i know what your thinking, its NOT chickenbutt. its that tomorrow i have a math test. that sucks.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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