A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog. Instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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Melbourne Football Club.

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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