Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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SCP-009-J is missing. Where has it gone? Is it under the table? Was it sat upon? Is it there on the ceiling? Is it under the rug? Was it gobbled right up by a quantum pillbug? Did it run through the tunnel? Did it fall down the stair? Was it sent back in time to a carnival fair? Did it get on a train to a far-away place? Is it locked in a falsified beacon from space? Did it fall in the oobleck and [DATA EXPUNGED]? If it clogged up the sink, will it have to be plunged? Just where has SCP-009-J gotten to? Oh wait, that's right! SCP-009-J is you!

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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