Your mother is so old that she is dead.

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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I pooped my pants

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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Bloody kids ...

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what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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