- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Life is an elephant, get married.

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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