- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

Men, get on the boat.

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a man walked into a bar ouch

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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