What's the difference between a duck?

Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

What isn't funny? The holacost.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

guess what? chicken butt.

Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

:O + :P = 69

roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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