- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

Well educated black man.

your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Which is longer? A rope...

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Gorden Brown.

Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

once upon a time there was a boy

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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