- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

You are Nerochan right?

It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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