What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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Are you a human?

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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There once was a man in Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He awoke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that someone was breaking into his house

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What's 4+7 47

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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obama's promises

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why?

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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