What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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Darude- Sandstorm

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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Comedy.

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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we all know sammi has a penis

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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