- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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