What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

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Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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Michael Brown

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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where are you?

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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