Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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How many Manatees does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, assuming Manatees have hands.

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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