what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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poop is very very yummy.

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Wade's the father

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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Knock knock, Come in...

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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