If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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women's rights

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What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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If you are my friend like it!

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple?

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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