What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

guess what? chicken butt.

Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

penis hehehehe

What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

Good luck on your finals everyone!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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