What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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Iggy Azalea

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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