What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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Whats black and crying after 10 minute my wife's eyes when she left the kitchen

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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A man walked into a bar. Ow!

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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guess what? chicken butt.

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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