Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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The cow went moo

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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I killed someone today. :D

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did Little Timmy fall off of his bike? Because he was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator. Knock knock Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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