Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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Ouch.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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Ted Haggard.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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