- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

knock knock how there me ok come in

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

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