SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

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