- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Woman.

Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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