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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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