Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

thumb_up thumb_down +16

THE GAME

thumb_up thumb_down +16

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

thumb_up thumb_down +14

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

thumb_up thumb_down +14

A baby seal walks into a club...

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

thumb_up thumb_down +12

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

thumb_up thumb_down +12

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops