- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

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where are you?

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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