- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.

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