Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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Snausages.

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

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Watch your lips.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress

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There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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