A snake walks into a bar

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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