Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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How did the fat man avoid getting dehydrated? Fat men don't excersise and therefore cannot become dehydrated.

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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What did one cow say to the other cow? nothing cows cant talk. They did however, exchange glances while chewing grass next to each other.

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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Matt Damon

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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the cast of the jersey shore

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So a seal walks into a club..

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