A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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how did the little girl die cancer

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