How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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Guess what? Holocaust

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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Boy: Mum... I got a hundred marks! Mother: That's good my son! Which subject was it? Boy: 30 for maths, 40 for english, and 30 for science.

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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