Cold camel scrotum.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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Anti Joke

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