Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

24

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

kiss me?

Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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