- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

Women's rights

What's better than sex? Nothing

what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

what is worse then going to school farlingaye

What's brown and sticky? Anal rape

Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

No, luke. I am your father. damnit

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating on the water? Dead.

I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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