There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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Who is a knob? ross d

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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