Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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Hgiugsf s8dyfgc sdyhgd©•øˆ????ª•†®???ßßs cdiug dvyg 34t5 fd87 vrry utgg erug 46 5gtyrue fVTU? Tree.

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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What's spongy and smells of treacle? Treacle sponge

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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what happens when a jew meets a black person answer: they greet one another

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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