Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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Ouch.

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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