- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

An Asian walks out of the library.

So a seal walks into a club..

A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

Why did the plane crash? There was a horrible mechanical error that caused the main engines to fail.

what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Hey, look under there! Under what?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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