knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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hey guys check out my cool youtube video at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivQ_bezJjK0

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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