Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

Dani barton from bob chuckles

what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

I saw a shovel once.

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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