- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Oh, I must be hearing things.

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Knock knock. Come in.

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

You smell like shit

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

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