Nock Nock It's open.

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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What's the difference between a duck?

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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Comedy.

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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Q: I have 2 dogs. Why? A: I like dogs

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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Johnson stops eating

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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