- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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poop is very very yummy.

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

I like hats XD!

an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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