What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

What is 8 times 4? 32

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

all these jokes suck ass

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

A blonde walked into a phone pole.

Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

I went river dancing once. I fell in

What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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