I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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What is it called when a Native American Indian man smacks a woman in the face for cheating on him? In police code it's called a "273D Domestic violence - Felony" most likely involving an insecure man with control problems simply adding to the stereotype that Native American's are drunk, abusive and domestically violent people.

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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bitches be crafty.

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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i love huge wieners.

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what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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Women's rights.

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I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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A women president

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A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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Anti Joke

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