How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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Are you Drew?

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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