Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

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Mitt Romney.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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why do you care?

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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