THE GAME

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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Welcome To Facebook

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy i suck at rhyming door knob

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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