What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

I would rape her

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

Your mom is such a slut, she had unprotected sex at least once.

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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