IU football

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

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What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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WNBA

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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Land Rovers

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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