A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

Why did Jack explode? He had a sneezier and his army friend Stephan threw a grenade at him because he was scared.

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Womens rights.

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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