what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

I'd feel bad for some skinny guy who lived in a very obese family and only got hand me downs.

Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

Hello Braydon

Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

hi. thats what she said.

Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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