Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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There are two types of people in the world: humans

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A blonde walks into a bar and orders a drink. The end.

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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A priest, rabbi, and mormon are arguing about which religion is best. A zookeeper hears and says, "I have a bear who is sleeping right now. How about whoever converts the bear belongs to the best religion?" The priest goes in first, and then walks out a few minutes later, unharmed. The mormon does the same, and he too exits unscathed. The rabbi goes in, and walks out covered in claw marks. "How'd it go?" Said the zookeeper. "Easy." Said the priest. "I just sprinkled some Holy water on him." "I did the same." Said the mormon. The rabbi looked at the zookeeper and said, "have you ever tried to circumcise a bear?"

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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