What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

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ecks! why zee?

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?" The man responds "I'd like to hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance covered everything." The man hangs his head and tears up as he asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor heads for the door as he answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments or appointments will be paid for." The man snaps his fingers and says "I should've voted Democrat!"

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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Women's Rights.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Hearpin my durp

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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nba live 13

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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