- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

your mom is so blind she cant read.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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