- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

your mom is so blind she cant read.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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