- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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