- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

1: Knock. Knock. 2: Don't come in I'm naked.

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

Punch line.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

I have read and agree to the terms of service.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

why was the man's arm bleeding? Because he just got shot in the arm...

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

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