- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

Are you a human?

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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