- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

What do you get when you cross a canary and a lawnmower? Nothing. A canary is a small bird, and a lawnmower is an inanimate object. Any procreation of this sort would likely produce no offspring.

Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

Welcome to die!

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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