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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

Muslim athletes.

Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

knock knock. who's there? someone.

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

Penisland

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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