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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

Knock knock. Come in.

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Are you a human?

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

fart+fart=poop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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