Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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I need a good anti joke....

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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