If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

Spell: “This word”

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

how do you confuse a blond?

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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