I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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minecraft

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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