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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

Why did the boy cross the road? He didn't he stopped and fapped.

roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

knock knock who's there police

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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