- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Niki Minaj's ass

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

Not Steve Jobs

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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