In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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soccor

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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I need a good anti joke....

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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whats a dick a dick

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What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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