A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

Straight men can be bronies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

Whats the difference between a pontiac and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a pontiac in my garage.

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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